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(3) How America will relearn the fear of God
CELINE'S LAWS
by Hagbard Celine
As every thinking person has noticed, our national life has become increasingly
weird and surrealistic. The waiting lines at banks and post offices are growing
longer all the time, even though demographers tell us US population is no longer
rising. The street signs more often than not say WALK on the red and DON'T WALK
on the green. You can't get a plumber on the weekends. Nobody has been able to
explain the cattle mutilations yet. Every survey shows that the price of
consumer goods, the number of violent crimes, and the eerie popularity of THE
GONG SHOW are ominously accelerating.
I believe I have found the explanation these distressing trends. Needless to
say, I cannot present, in a short article, all the evidence which I have
accumulated in three decades of careful metasociological research; that will
have to await the publication of my three-volume study, "Why Everybody Is Going
Bonkers." Here I can only mention the thousands of depth interviews, the
innumerable flowcharts and helix-matrix equations, the vast files of computer
readouts, the I CHING divinations, and other rigorous scientific techniques used
in developing what I modestly call Celine's Laws of Chaos, Discord and
Confusion.
Celine's First Law is that National Security is the chief cause of national
insecurity!
That may sound like a paradox, but I will explain it at once.
Every secret police agency must be monitored by an elite corps of
secret-police-of-the-second-order. There are numerous reasons for this, but
three are especially noteworthy. NATIONAL SECURITY
IS THE CHIEF CAUSE
OF NATIONAL INSECURITY!!!
1). Infiltration of the secret police, for the purpose of subversion, will
always be a prime goal of internal revolutionaries. This is an ordinary part of
the spy-counterspy game. There is nothing Weather Underground would like better
than having a few agents in the FBI or CIA, for the same reasons that the FBI or
CIA would like to have a few agents in Weather Underground. 2). Such
infiltration will also be a prime goal of hostile foreign powers, for the same
reasons.
Please note that these are simple facts of the secret-police game, well-known
even to the general public, the subject of many ingenious plots in popular spy
films, and not particularly alarming...yet. Nonetheless, the seeds of Chaos,
Discord, Confusion, and Paranoia are already here, for the simple reason that
once a human being develops the habits of worry and suspicion, he or she finds
increasing justifications for more worry and more suspicion. For instance,
Richard Q. (not his real initial), one of my interview subjects, became
concerned, after ten years in the CIA, with the possibility of infiltration by
"extraterrestrial" agents. He was eventually retired when he began to claim that
demons in the form of dogs wanted him to assassinate Laverne and Shirley. 3).
Secret-police officials acquire fantastic capacities to blackmail and intimidate
others in government.
Stalin executed three chiefs of his secret police in a row, because of this
danger. One of my informants claims that every president since the National
Security Act was passed in 1947 has learned how to have sexual intercourse
without making a single audible sound, because of the possible electronic
eavesdroppers. As Nixon says so wistfully on the Watergate transcripts, "Well,
Hoover performed. He would have fought. That was the point. He would have defied
a few people. He would have scared them to death. HE HAS A FILE ON EVERYBODY!" .
Thus, those who employ secret-police organizations MUST monitor them th be sure
they are not acquiring too much power.
In the United States today, the super elite that monitors the CIA is the
National Security Agency. ( And a group called "The Store" monitors the NSA).
Here is where a sinister infinite regress enters the game. Any such elite,
second or third order secret-police agency must be, according to the above
pragmatic and necessary rules, subject to infiltration by native subversives or
hostile foreign powers, or to acquiring "too much power" in the opinion of its
masters. (It may even be subject, if Richard Q. was correct in his anxieties, to
extraterrestrial manipulation). And so, it, too, must be monitored by a secret
police of the third order.
But this third-order secret-police (such as Nixon's notorious "plumbers", or
more currently, "The Store"). is also subject to infiltration or to acquiring
too much power...and thus, with relentless logic, the infinite regress builds.
Once a government has n orders of secret police spying on each other, all are
potentially suspect, and to be safe a secret police of order n+1 must be
created. And so on, forever. THOSE WHO EMPLOY SECRET
POLICE MUST MONITOR THEM TO
BE SURE THEY ARE NOT ACQUIRING
TOO MUCH POWER.
In practice, of course, this cannot really regress to infinity, but only to the
point where every other citizen, or until the funding runs out, whichever comes
first.
National Security in practice, then, must always fall short of the logically
ideal infinite regress which we have shown is necessary to the achievement of
its goal. In that gap between the ideal of "One nation under surveillance, with
wiretaps and mail covers for all" and the strictly limited real situation of
finite funding, there is ample encouragement for paranoias of all sorts to
flourish. In short, every government that employs secret-police agencies must
grow more insecure, not more secure, as the strength, versatility, and power of
the secret-police agencies grow.
For instance, a certain left-wing nation which has employed secret-police
agencies for 61 years has now reached the point where the leaders are terrified
of painters and poets. In another, right-wing nation infested with secret-police
agencies, several purges have been caused by three practical jokers who
regularly call middle-rank officials on the phone and talk in what appears to be
a code. The secret police, of course, are no fools, and are aware that this
might be what it in fact is, a form of anarchist humor; but they can't be sure.
What usually happens in such cases is this: an official receives one of these
mystery calls, saying perhaps "Pawn to queen rook five. No wife, no horse, no
mustache. A boy has never wept nor dashed a thousand kim." He knows immediately
that surveillance upon him will be increased tenfold. In the next few days,
while memories of all his mistakes, small bribes, incautious remarks, and other
incriminating events haunt his imagination, he observes the increased
surveillance, and begins to suspect even the most loyal of his subordinates of
watching him with eyes that miss nothing and to give a sinister interpretation
to everything. Within ten days, he usually attempts to contact a foreign
government to seek political sanctuary, and the secret-police net closes on him.
By the same process of worry leading to more worry and suspicion leading to more
suspicion, the very act of joining a secret-police organization will eventually
turn a man or woman into a clinical paranoid; in layman's terms, "bananas" or
"wigged out." THE AGENT KNOWS WHOM HE IS SPYING ON; BUT HE NEVER KNOWS WHO IS
SPYING ON HIM! Could it be his wife, his girl friend, his secretary, the
newsboy, the Good Humor man?
For these reasons, secret-police agents develop elaborate and complex theories
to account for what is actually going on. According to one of my tables of data,
there isn't a single theory held by professional conspiracy buffs which isn't
also believed by many members of our various secret-police agencies. In fact,
the exact percentages of believes in these extravagant scenarios are quite
similar among a group of 1,000 CIA agents and a control group of 1,000 readers
of the underground press, as shown in table 1. Table 1. True Believes in various
Conspiracy Theories Among CIA Agents and Underground-Press Readers.
CONSPIRACY THEORY CIA UNDERGROUND PRESS READERS The Yankees (Eastern
millionaires) run everything 25% 30% The Cowboys (Western millionaires) run
everything 25% 15% It's the result of civil war between Yankees and Cowboys 23%
17% It's the 33 degree Masons 5% 5% It's the Jesuits 5% 5% It's the Elders of
Zion 2% 2% It's the Military Industrial Complex 1% 2% It's the Bilderbergers 1%
2% It's the Gnomes of Zurich 1% 2% It's the Lesbian Vegetarians 10% 28% It's the
Rock n Roll Empire 2% 2%
Source: Gallup, Roper, and Hogtied, "WHO'S WATCHING WHOM" (Washington, DC: US
Government Printing Office, 1979), p. 432.
All figures are percentages. Figures do not add to 100, for a variety of
reasons. For a list of them, please send 25 cents and a list of suspicious
persons in your neighborhood to the US Dept. of Bedding, Washington DC 20001.
Includes those who blame it all on the Bavarian Illuminati; those who hold a
multiconspiracy theory (e.g., the Lesbian Vegetarians are allied with the
Yankees and Bilderbergers against the Cowboys, the TV Networks, and the Cattle
Mutilators); those who believe it is all part of the UFO Cover-Up; and those who
claim that demons in the form of dogs told them it's connected somehow with the
alligators in New York's sewers.
IN RUSSIA, THE GOVERNMENT IS
TERRIFIED OF PAINTERS AND POETS!
Now, Table 1 clearly gives a picture of a rather schizzed-out nation. This is
the result of the impossible infinite regress and its resultant of worry leading
to more worry.
Furthermore, if there is a secret police at all, in any nation you care to
imagine, every branch and department of that country's government becomes
suspect, in the eyes of cautious and intelligent people, as a possible front or
funnel to the secret police. (That is, the more shrewd citizens will recognize
that something titled a branch of the HEW or even PTA might actually be run by
the CIA). Inevitably, the government as a whole, and many nongovernmental
agencies, will be regarded by reasonable persons with fear and trepidation.
Proverbs like "One can't be too careful these days" and "Better safe than sorry"
become a kind of sinister folk wisdom.
But further yet: any government which already has a secret police (and a secret
police monitoring the secret police, etc). will become alarmed on observing that
its more hip and intelligent citizens now regard it with loathing and
misgivings. The government will therefore increase the size and powers of the
secret police. This is the only rational move, within the context of the
secret-police game. SOMETHING PASSING AS A
BRANCH OF HEW MIGHT BE A
FRONT FOR THE CIA!
(The only alternative was once suggested sarcastically by playwright Bert
Brecht, who said, "If the government doesn't trust the people, why doesn't it
dissolve them and elect new people?" No way has yet been invented to elect a new
people; so the police state will instead spy on the existing people even more
vigorously).
This, of course, creates additional paranoia in both the governors and the
citizens, because a sufficiently pugnacious secret police will eventually "have
a file on everybody," including its own creators. This leads to another infinite
regress: the more people will loathe the government, the more power will be
given to the secret police.
Thus, whether any of the hypothetical conspiracies mentioned earlier really
exist or not, a system of clandestine government inevitably produces, in both
the rulers and the ruled, a mood of paranoia in which such conspiracy theories
flourish.
This escalating sense of suspiciousness is accelerated by the fact that every
secret-police organization engages in both the collection of information and the
production misinformation. That is, you score points in the secret-police game
both by hoarding signals (information units)---that is, by hiding facts from
competitive players---and by foisting false signals (fake information units) on
the other players. This creates the situation which I call Optimum f**kup, in
which every participant has rational (not neurotic) cause to suspect that every
other player may be attempting to deceive him, gull him, con him, dupe him, and
generally misinform him. As Henry Kissinger is rumored to have said, "Anybody in
Washington these days who isn't paranoid is crazy!"
One could generalize the remark: anyone in the United States today who isn't
paranoid must be crazy!!! "IF THE GOVERNMENT DOESN'T
TRUST THE PEOPLE, WHY DOESN'T
IT DISSOLVE THEM AND ELECT A
NEW PEOPLE?"
The deliberate production of misinformation (or, as intelligence agencies more
euphemistically call it, disinformation) creates a situation profoundly
disorienting to the philosopher, the scientist, and the ordinary Joe who wants
to know the best time to go to the bank. The desire to discover
"what-the-hell-is-really-going-on" (the definition of science offered by
physicist Saul-Paul Sirag) is totally incompatible with the circulation of
disinformation; we all need to know, at least roughly, what the hell is really
going on if we are not to stumble around like blind robots colliding with things
we weren't told were there.
Maybe the UFO's really exist---or maybe the whole UFO phenomenon is a cover for
an intelligence operation. Maybe there are black holes where space and time
implode---or maybe the entire black-hole cosmology was created to befuddle and
mislead Russian scientists. Maybe Jimmy Carter really exists---or maybe he is,
as the National Lampoon claims, an actor named Sidney Goldfarb specially trained
to project the down-home virtues that the American people nostalgically seek.
Perhaps only three men at the top of the National Security Agency REALLY know
the answers to these questions---or perhaps those three are being deceived by
certain subordinates (as Lyndon Johnson was deceived by the CIA about Vietnam)
and are as disoriented as the rest of us. Such is the logic of a Disinformation
Matrix.
Personally, I find it easier to believe in UFO's than in black holes or Jimmy
Carter; but that may just indicate the damage to my own brain caused by the
Optimum f**kup of the Disinformation Matrix.
According to a recent survey 19 per cent of the population believe the moon
landings were faked by Stanley Kubrick and a gang of special effects experts.
Perhaps these arch skeptics are the sanest ones left among us. Who among the
readers of this file has a security clearance high enough to be ABSOLUTELY sure
that these ultraparanoids are wrong?
This general tendency toward chaos discord, and confusion, once a secret police
has been established, is complicated and accelerated by Celine's Second Law, to
wit: "Accurate communication is only possible in a nonpunishing situation."
This is a very simple statement of the obvious, and means no more than that
everybody tends to lie a little, to flatter or to protect themselves, when
dealing with those who have power over them, especially the power to punish.
(this is why communication between parents and children is notoriously
befoolzled).
Every authoritarian structure can be visualized as a pyramid, with very few at
the top and very many at the bottom, as in the flowchart of any corporation or
bureaucracy. On each rung, participants bear a burden of nescience in relation
to those above them. That is, they must be very, very careful that their natural
sensory activities as conscious organisms---the acts of seeing, hearing,
smelling, tasting, feeling, drawing inferences from perception, etc.---be in
accord with the wishes of those above them. This is absolutely vital; job
security depends on it. It is much less important---a luxury that can easily be
discarded---that these perceptions be in accord with actual reality.
COMMUNICATION IS POSSIBLE
ONLY BETWEEN EQUALS.
For instance, in the FBI under J. Edgar Hoover, the agent had to develop the
capacity to see godless communists everywhere. Any agent whose perceptions
indicated that there were actually very few godless communists anywhere in this
country would experience what psychologists call cognitive dissonance: his or
her reality grid was at variance with the official reality grid of the pyramidal
authority structure. To talk about such divergent perceptions at all would be to
invite suspicions of eccentricity, of intellectual wiseacreing, or of being
oneself a godless communist. The same would apply to any Dominican Inquisitor of
earlier centuries who lacked the capacity to see witches everywhere. In such
authoritarian situations, it is important to see what the authorities see; it is
inconvenient, and possibly dangerous, to see what is actually there.
But this leads to an equal and opposite burden of omniscience on those at the
top, in the Eye of the authoritarian pyramid. All that is forbidden to those at
the bottom---the conscious activities of perception and evaluation---is demanded
of the master classes, the elite and the super-elite. They must attempt to do
the seeing, hearing, smelling, tasting, feeling, thinking, and decision making
for the whole society.
But a man with a gun (the power to punish) is told only what his target thinks
will not cause him to pull the trigger. The elite, with their burden of
omniscience, face the underlings, with their burden of nescience, and receive
only the feedback consistent with their own preconceived notions. The burden of
omniscience becomes, in short, another and more complex burden of nescience.
Nobody really knows anything anymore, or if they do, they are careful to hide
the fact.
As the national security paradigm approaches (or attempts to approach) the ideal
infinite regress of spies-spying-on-spies- spying-on-spies, etc., the resultant
general trepidation causes all persons to hide anything they know (if it differs
from the official reality), not only from their superiors, but from peers and
inferiors as well. Anybody, after all, might be part of the nth-degree secret
police. "One can't be too careful these days." The burden of nescience becomes
omnipresent. More and more of reality becomes unspeakable.
But as Freud noted, that which is objectively repressed (unspeakable) soon
becomes subjectively repressed (unthinkable). Nobody likes to feel like a coward
and a liar constantly. It is easier to cease to notice where the official
reality grid differs from sensed experience. Thus Optimum f**kup gradually
becomes Terminal f**kup, and rigiditus bureaucraticus sets in; this is the last
stage before all brain activity ceases, and the society is intellectually dead.
Celine's Third Law is like unto the first two, and holds that AN HONEST
politician is a national calamity.
At first glance, this seems preposterous. People of all shades of opinion agree
that at least on the axiom that we need more honest politicians, not more
crooked ones. Please remember, however, that people of all shades of opinion
once agreed that the Earth is flat.
Your typical dishonest politician (bocca grande normalis) is interested only in
enriching himself at the public expense, a goal he shares with most of his
fellow citizens, especially doctors and lawyers. This is normal behavior for our
primate species, and society has always been able to endure and survive it.
NOBODY KNOWS ANYTHING, OR IF
THEY DO, THEY ARE CAREFUL TO
HIDE THE FACT!
An honest politician (bocca grande giganticus) is far more dangerous. He or she
is sincerely committed to bettering society by political action. In practice,
that means by writing and enacting more laws. Indeed, many groups of idealistic
citizens publish rating sheets on politicians every year, and those who have
created more laws are estimated as having higher value than those who are
frequently absent when bills are voted upon. The assumption is that adding more
laws to statute books is a positive achievement, like adding more money to our
paychecks or more art works to a museum.
A little thought, however, shows that this assumption is not tenable. Every law
creates a whole new criminal class; for instance, when marijuana was illegalized
in 1937, several hundred thousand formerly law-abiding citizens became criminals
overnight, by Act of Congress. As more and more laws are passed, more and more
citizens become criminals. The chief cause of the rising crime rate is the
rising number of laws being enacted. An honest politician, who keeps his nose to
the grindstone and enacts several hundred laws in the course of his career,
thereby produces as many as several million new criminals.
It is furthermore mathematically demonstrable that the more laws there are, the
more restrictions there are on the freedom of the individual. If there were,
say, only three laws in a given society---e.g., Thou shalt not kill; thou shalt
not steal; thou shalt not lie or defraud---there would be only three
restrictions on freedom, which all rational persons would accept as obviously
necessary to the maintenance of order. When there are several hundred thousand
restrictions on freedom, most of them are felt as extremely irksome by large
segments of the populace.
In fact, it would take a brigade of lawyers several weeks, minutely examining
your affairs, to determine if you are a criminal. Certainly, no ordinary citizen
has the time or research facilities to discover if he or she is in violation of
one out of skillions of laws currently on our statute books. In many cases, two
lawyers consulted independently will give opposite opinions about whether or not
a given course of action is in violation of the statutes.
And new laws are being enacted all the time. Obviously, unless there is a sudden
paper shortage, the number of laws on the books will eventually reach the point
satirized by T.H.White, in which "everything not prohibited is compulsory." It
would then probably only take a few years or decades more for a cadre of honest
politicians diligently writing even more laws to reach the complementary point
where "everything not compulsory is prohibited." EVERY LAW CREATES A WHOLE
NEW CRIMINAL CLASS OVERNIGHT!
At that stage the nightmare world of Orwell's 1984 will be achieved. Crooked
politicians, merely interested in the normal human activity of making themselves
rich and comfortable, could never create that ultimate horror; but honest and
idealistic politicians bring us closer to it every day, with every new law they
enact.
These three generalizations---that national security produces national
insecurity; that authoritarianism produces miscommunication and eventual idiocy;
and that honest politicians are a plague upon society---will be found to fully
explain the Decline and Fall of Rome, the Decline and Fall of the British
Empire, and the Decline and Fall of any country you care to name. They are as
universal as Newton's laws of motion and apply to ALL cases. Of course, the
American Sociological Association says I am mad. Mad, am I? They said the Wright
Brothers were mad. They said Edison was mad. They said Baron Frankenstein was
mad...
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HAGBARD CELINE was trained in contract law and naval engineering but claims he
acquired his real education playing the piano in a whorehouse. He is captain of
the world's largest yellow submarine, the Leif Erikson, and president of Gold
and Appel Inc., an import-export firm that has frequently aroused the suspicions
of law enforcement agencies ("137 arrests and no convictions," Hagbard brags).
Some claim that he is a master of disguise and has successfully passed himself
off under such alternative identities as Howard Cork, Carl Cory, Hugh Crane,
Clutch Cargo, Captain Nemo, etc., and has appeared in countless epics and sagas.
I am mad.
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